The Greater Fool

Real life grown-up August Gloop

Joey Chestnut has nothing on Alexander Valov, pictured, the winner of Moscow's caviar eating contest. Held on April 20, 2012, the contest challenges eaters to consume 500 grams (a little over 1 pound) of the pricey preserved sturgeon eggs in the shortest time period. That's roughly a CLS550 Coupe Sasha is shoveling down his gullet there. Capitalism is alive and well in Russia, my friends.